Okay so here’s the dealio. A week or so ago there was this burst of spoilers for the first couple episodes of Glee. The thing is, some of them were so farfetched and disappointing, for lack of a better word, that I and many people didn’t believe them. Also, some of the cast hadn’t even began filming or seen scripts yet, so it was weird how all these spoilers were out there. Plus, the wonderful Joaquin Sedillo, said this, at the time that they came out:
Please stop reading the spoilers…
— Joaquin Sedillo (@JOAQUINSEDILLO) August 27, 2014
So naturally, many assumed that the spoilers were fake.
But since then, every new spoiler or tidbit we’ve been getting from a legit source has matched up, so it’s weird.
Anyways, I’ve decided that I’ll post all the spoilers and songs and if they’re wrong, then…..I never said they were 100% legit, so you can’t blame me! And if they’re right, then cool. So here you go:
- The first episode is called ‘Loser Like Me’
- Rachel’s TV show ends up being called That’s So Rachel but it flops so she goes back to McKinley and uses the rest of her Broadway and TV money to restart Glee club
- Rachel’s dads are divorced. IDK why because they were literally so funny together and I can’t understand why the writers feel the need to ruin yet another thing in Rachel’s life.
- As for Klaine, it’s not too pretty. They’re fighting a lot and end up calling it quits. Blaine gets really depressed and he ends up flunking out of NYADA and moves back to Lima. He starts dating Karofsky, who’s really turned his life around since his McKinley days.
- Kurt is also really sad and goes back to Lima to try and fix it with Blaine and also help Rachel with the ND boot-up. He’s getting NYADA credits for this.
- Blaine ends up coaching the Warblers (they have a coach???) and Mr. Schue is in charge of Vocal Adrenaline. Needless to say, competitions will be amusing.
- Sam is the assistant football coach at McKinley
- In the second episode, entitled ‘Homecoming’, all of the originals come back, excluding Mike for some reason.
Songs are as follows:
- ‘Sing’ (by Ed Sheeran) sung by The Warblers and Blaine (6×01)
- ‘Let It Go’ (from Frozen) sung by Rachel (6×01)
- ‘Uninvited’ (by Alanis Morisette) sung by Rachel (6×01)
- ‘Suddenly Seymour’ (from Little Shop Of Horrors) sung by Rachel and Blaine (6×01)
- ‘Karma Chameleon’ (by Culture Club) sung by Rachel (6×01)
- ‘Dance The Night Away’ (by Van Halen) sung by VA (6×01)
- ‘Mustang Sally’ (by Wilson Pickett) sung by Rodrick (6×02)
- ‘Tightrope’ (by Janelle Monae) sung by Jane and The Warblers (6×02)
- ‘Problem’ (by Ariana Grande feat Iggy Azalea) sung by Santana, Brittany, Artie and Quinn (6×02)
- ‘Take On Me’ (by Aha) sung by Sam, Kurt, Quinn, Rachel, Puck, Santana, Mercedes, Tina, Artie and Brittany (6×02)
- ‘Home’ (by Edward Sharpe) sung by Brittany, Mercedes, Rachel, Quinn, Artie, Tina, Santana, Kurt, Puck, Mason, Roderick, Madison, Jane and Spencer (6×02)
And there we have it. All the news out there. Like I said, I don’t know if this stuff is true. I mean, some plot points and songs are interesting, but there are a lot there that leave me wishing they are fake. What do you all think? Good stuff here? What’s your favourite song listed? Let me know!
That’s all for now, Gleeks!